February 2012
I want to makeout with my blog
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Anonymous asked: who is this 'perfect' person you've been making posts about?
If Tumblr put a game of Tetris on the "We'll Be...
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y r u so perfect
y r u so perfect
crying because you are too attractive
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person 1: hey did you hear that oxygen and magnesium got together?
person 2: OMg
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When your best friend becomes a stranger.
No one: wow I really like you
"Swag" is not going to get you anywhere in life.
"Don't listen to what others say about you."
How can you expect me not to listen to what people say about me, no matter how hurtful they are? Words hurt a lot, to be honest, and once said, it is stuck in my head. It makes me think about the bad things about myself and causes great stress for me. I can’t ignore what others say about me.
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me: I should go shower now
(five minutes later)
(another five minutes later)
(yet another five minutes later)
(more five minute intervals)
someone: (goes into the bathroom)
me: wow fuck you I was JUST about to go take a shower
i don’t get it
how can some people have such flawless skin?
When your best friend becomes a stranger.
i’m saving all my money in case my parents disown me
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Anonymous asked: list top 5 favorite blogs ever
Did you unfollow me cuz you’re scared of falling in love with me?
People take advantage of me for being nice.
Okay, just ignore me now that you have a...
So I’ve always been there for you, and now that you have a boyfriend/girlfriend, you think you can just spend more time with them, instead of me? I understand that you need to hang out with your boyfriend/girlfriend, but it doesn’t mean that you can totally forget who I am; who your friends are.
still mad at my mom for giving birth to me
I was yours. You were mine. Now we're strangers.
In my head, you're married to me, okay?
“bop bop bop, bop to the top”
that’s the motto
nigga bbbbttt
When girls say "I'm out of shape."
I’m pretty sure a circle is a shape so…
me: I'm gonna study when I get home
me: I'll just study before I go to bed
me: I'll just study in the morning
me: I'll just study on the way to school
me: I'll just study in this class
me: I'll just study in the hall
me: I'll just study before the test
me: I'll just study during the test
I love finding out people's thoughts about me.
So this girl on Facebook...
commented on my status saying, “your a fucking dumbass.”
l-o-l. You can’t even spell “you’re” right, and you’re calling me a dumbass. ok.
I hate it when girls do this "cute" high-pitched...
Omfg, you make me want to go kill myself. My head explodes when girls talk like that. Please shut up already.
"I don't know, whichever is best for you."
I hate it when I have to choose between things, and when I ask others for advice, they reply with that. Well, I asked you because I can’t decide and need your opinion, and you reply to me with that phrase. So helpful. Thanks.
when something makes me happy: omg
when something makes me sad: omg
when something surprises me: omg
when something makes me mad: omg
when exclaiming something to my god: omg
omg: omg
so this bitch reblogged a lot of my posts and changed the source to all of them
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Teachers: Don't talk to strangers online.
Parents: Don't talk to strangers online.
Everyone: Don't talk to strangers online.
Someone: So, what's your hobby?
Me: Talking to strangers online.
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"You're so ugly."
Lol nigga, are you a Victoria’s Secret Angel? No? Okay, then please shut the fuck up and go back to your mother’s vagina. Or go home and tell your dad to pick out some better sperm. Damn, I feel bad for you being the fastest sperm.
HOLD THE DRAMA.
I need to get my popcorn.
Swag is for boys, class is for men.
me: i'll do it in five minutes
me: shit, it's been an hour already?
me: i'll do it in five minutes
all day: tired
time to go to bed: not tired
When your feelings for someone come back.
I hate it. I managed to get over my crush. But the feelings somehow came back, and now I have to go through this all over again, knowing the person doesn’t feel the same way about me.
I hate how people underestimate me.
Really? Just because I don’t look like the type to do certain things, it doesn’t mean that I can’t do it. You don’t know what I can do. For example, I can punch your stupid face for underestimating my abilities.
Please don't stop taking pictures of yourself.
You’re so cute.
Naps.
expectations: I'm just going to take a quick power nap and I'll wake up refreshed and energized
reality: passed out cold for five hours solid, wake up not knowing what day it is or what the last meal you ate was